Tackling anti-social behaviour seems to be flavour of the month in Nottingham at the moment.
First the Evening Post reports reported yesterday that ‘Street Pastors’ will soon be appearing in Nottingham city centre and on Friday, Gordon Brown (without a hint of electioneering, of course) stressed his government’s commitment to help people suffering anti-social behaviour by announcing a ‘Victim’s Champions’ Scheme.
Apparently this new scheme will be introduced in hot spot areas of anti-social behaviour and Nottingham will be one of the first councils in the country to have one. It seems to involve recruiting a band of experts who ‘ tell people about their rights and bring police and councils together to solve problems’.
I have no objections to the first part of this. Many people don’t understand their rights and entitlements and recent cuts to advice services mean that it’s not always easy to know what public bodies could, or should, be doing to help you in a whole range of difficult circumstances.
However, as for bringing together police and councils (the City Council, presumably, in this case), do we really need anyone else to do this in Nottingham?
We have the Crime and Drugs Partnership (the ‘partnership’ bit of their name seems to indicate that they do – or should do - some degree of ‘bringing together’) and we are supposed to have Neighbourhood Policing, which involves the police working more closely with local people and with other public bodies to make policing more responsive and effective. In addition to this, the City Council employs, in each of its nine administrative areas of the city, a Neighbourhood Manager, whose job (you’ve guessed it…) is to bring people together to tackle issues like… crime and anti-social behaviour
And, as if that isn’t enough, we have Victim Support, a national charity which lists, amongst its various services to victims of crime: information on police and court procedures, help in dealing with other organisations and links to other sources of help.
The introduction of a Victim’s Champion would seem to suggest that crime and anti-social behaviour are now beyond the control of these organisations or that they simply don’t work.


Gordon and his gang on Nottingham all-dayer
There must an election on the horizon… Why else would Gordon Brown and his band of not-so-merry men grace Nottingham with their presence for a whole day?
The PM used the opportunity to have a go at the County Council and to suggest that the public service cuts about to happen in Nottinghamshire will happen all over the country if the Tories are elected in the general election next year. He said: ”The council has made these cuts simply because it’s their ideological position.” – an analysis that he actually got from this blog.
Gordon Brown having just heard that Kay Cutts intends to erect a statue of herself on the embankment
Predictably, Ken Clarke then defended the County Council and justified the cuts… and so the merry-go-round goes on.
And this political merry-go-round, with its squabbling, self-absorbed, out-of-touch riders seems to be gathering speed, the MP’s aboard it waving cheerily to the public as they leave us standing open-mouthed without the fare to climb aboard.
Again, we get promises of initiatives and money to tackle anti-social behaviour – announced in Aspley; parents are patronised in Bulwell where Gordon tells them his son plays with Lego (really… like normal kids?) and Ed Balls and Vernon Coaker try the common touch by revealing that they went to school in Nottingham and then cross swords with some trainee Conservative cabinet ministers at Nottingham High School. The grotesque pantomime would have been complete if they’d only actually kissed some babies.
So we have rampant, cold-blooded, doctrinaire Tories running the county (into the ground, probably); a dishonest, conniving, incompetent Labour group running the city and a clueless, bankrupt, promise-you-anything-if-you-vote-for-us government running the country. Her Majesty’s opposition consists mainly of old Etonians and chinless wonders who, like all oppositions, can just stand in the wings waiting to lob bricks at Gordon or trip him up as he stumbles from the Commons chamber.
And whilst all these politicians bicker with each other and attempt to score the points needed to boost their swollen egos, the BNP sneak in to more and more people’s lives, leaving only a trail of fascist slime to signify their presence… until those people go to the polling stations next spring.
Research suggests that people are disillusioned with politics and politicians. Not me.