I’m a member of the Nottingham Freecycle network, which is a fabulous way for people to get rid of things that they don’t want, thus preventing them ending up dumped in landfill (or in a lay-by) and, at the same time, helping people to get stuff which they probably don’t have the money to buy. It’s an economic and environmental system that reduces waste and allows goods to change hands without a single penny being involved. I’d advise anyone and everyone to sign up.
However, amongst the flood of e-mails that I receive offering or asking for things, are some gems that are more noteworthy for their amusement value than for anything else. I’ve reproduced a few below (I’ve kept the original spelling and grammar for obvious reasons). I’m not intending to ridicule the people who posted these messages (and the serious side of Freecycle is the extent of poverty in Nottinghamshire that it seems to suggest) but they are funny.
WANTED:
Shell paddling pool/sandpit
Has anyone got one of these laying unused/unwanted? I only need one half, to use as bath for tortoise.
Book: Boy in Striped Pyjamas
Hi, has anyone got a copy of the boys in striped pyjamas they have read, i would really like to read it. Thanks
Washing machine
Washing machine in working order. This is for my auntie who’s died recently. She is currently having to beg steal or borrow whoever’s washing machine isn’t being used when she needs clean clothes! Good working order please, thanks soooo much…
Portable TV aerial and booster
Has anyone got either a portable tv aerial or booster (both if possible) that they no longer need or use as our daughter broke ours yesterday (after us having it for nearly 5 years) :’( We need both if possible due to our younger daughter sometimes waking up late (we get her back to sleep by having the portable tv on upstairs and her dropping off slowly in the middle of me and her daddy, last night we really had a bad night with her and i think its due to the fact we cant put the telly on for her to settle again, she likes tv noise in the background)
King-sized bed sheets and duvet covers
looing for king size fitted bedsheets and a duvet cover or pillow covers. a duvet would also be accepted! going through quite a few of these at the moment as i still dont have a washing machine. can collect from anywhere in the evenings on weekdays.
Car
hi everyone i no this is a big ask but i was laid off recently and lost
my car because of it, i am in desperate need of any kind of car as long
as it is driveable/road worthy and pos mot’d, thank you for reading
Alanadale’s note: I thought this was a hopelessly unrealistic request, but then I got this…
1992 Ford Fiesta
After being flooded with many requests, we have now gifted this car, I am sorry to not reply to you all individually but there were just so many people asking! I feel bad that I can’t help you all
Stair gate
Looking for a stair gate as the dog is about to have an operation and need to stop her going upstairs for a few weeks. Will then pass on to someone else.
OFFER:
Vintage car magazines
A carrier bag of vintage car magazines from the 70’s.
Roll of brown plastic-baked material
Roll of material with a plastic backing, possibly some kind of wallcovering,
slightly crinkly along the edges but theres a good few metres and would prob be useful for craft project.
A pallet
1 Travis Perkins pallet.
And finally, the message that must have brought crushing disappointment to so many…
The chocolate fountain has been promised , sorry to all those who were unlucky this time.
Weekend in Tenerife or future of the planet?
Forgive me if I don’t get too excited about the news that budget airline Jet2.com will soon be operating from East Midlands airport.
Of course the creation of 250 jobs is good for the region (assuming they go to people in the region and that the new staff don’t commute from elsewhere) but the arrival of yet another budget airline which will doubtless encourage more people to fly further or more often (or both) is a disaster for our struggling environment.
But I couldn’t disagree more with Penny Coates, managing director at East Midlands Airport, when she says: “The news that Jet2.com will open a brand new operation from East Midlands Airport next year is extremely encouraging for the airport and the region as a whole”, and that the news is “a positive indicator for the future”.
Commercially, of course, she is right (and this is obviously all she’s paid to think about) but in terms of the extra CO2 these new flights will generate – joining the emissions from Ryanair, BMI Baby and Easy Jet who already fly from EMA – and the contribution these make to accelerating climate change, this development is not a positive indicator but a very negative one.
At some point, we have to bite the bullet and accept that short term economic gain that brings long term environmental damage in its wake is something the planet can no longer afford.